27.10.10

Bruce Devlin hunts for Mr and Mrs Average

A new survey has shown that Mr and Mrs Average are depressing folk, so funnyman Bruce Devlin went out to see if this was really true.



In a country with a population of 60 million people the average man or woman is rather dull according to a recent survey. "They're either called Jack or Sophie," explained comedian Bruce Devlin.
"They weigh 13 stone and 11 stone, respectively. They buy things like milk, chocolate, ham and cereal. Are people really that boring? Are they that predictable?"
Convinced that this can’t be the case, he took to the streets to find the Jack and Sophie he'd heard so much about and it didn't take him long to find one: "There're so many use stupid names now. Stick with John," said one man, called John.

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