Allen Strickland Williams Stand-Up 11/12/14

"You know the saying: beer before liquor, never sicker; red wine before bourbon, I'm a full-blown alcoholic."

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Matt Donaher Stand-Up 11/03/14 - CONAN on TBS

Matt Donaher's longest relationship with a woman was nine months...thanks, Mom!

Gary Gulman Stand-Up 10/21/14

Gary's parents have lived through some terrible things: WWII, the Great Depression, and now, orange juice with pulp.

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Dan St. Germain Stand-Up 10/13/14

Dan's girlfriend broke up with him to work at Google, which means he's had to use other crappy search engines instead.

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Pete Correale Stand-Up 10/01/14 - CONAN on TBS

Pete explains that golf is so dull, it's even more boring than taking a nap.

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